the priest: "please repeat the prayer after me...it's the Lord's prayer...say it with your heart..."
priest: OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN
yo hoooo, is anybody home...(waving hands)
priest: HALLOWED BE THY NAME
o yea, hi ya!
priest: THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE
u've got a gr8 kingdom out there, and is it ur will that i remain all cooped up at home doing absolutely nothing?
priest: ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
oh gr8! u'll allot a room for me in heaven(after i die) and command that i stay there and go nowhere else
priest: GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD
and by the way, once i go back to the hostel, i'm in great need of good food,
priest: AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES
i've done a lot of sins, i know,
priest: AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US
and don't forgive me the way i forgive my offenders. it's as good as turning your back away from me and walking away
priest: AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION
awwww, how i feel like giving that snobbish girl a biting remark!
priest: BUT DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL. AMEN.
but if you think it'll get me into trouble, aaahhhh forget it, i've got enough and more problems to deal with. amen. (can i do it anyways, huh, huh?)
priest: GLORY BE TO THE .......
i make the sign of the cross and join my hands in prayer with a quirky smile....
i'll do it anyways, she deserves it don't you think...i mean, seriously, who does she think she is,...and by the way, i forgot to say, love ya!
the priest: GOOD! NEXT TIME YOU SAY THE "OUR FATHER" SAY IT SLOWLY AND WITH SOME MEANING IN IT! WE ARE NOT MACHINE-GUNS...