GET YOUR HANDWRITING ANALYSED

If you wanna kno something interesting about yourself, send me a sample of your handwriting (a page at least) and allow me to tell you what I see-as in, pieces of your personality maybe.



27 August 2007

YOU HYPOCRITE!!!


the priest: "please repeat the prayer after me...it's the Lord's prayer...say it with your heart..."




priest: OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN


yo hoooo, is anybody home...(waving hands)


priest: HALLOWED BE THY NAME


o yea, hi ya!


priest: THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE


u've got a gr8 kingdom out there, and is it ur will that i remain all cooped up at home doing absolutely nothing?


priest: ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN


oh gr8! u'll allot a room for me in heaven(after i die) and command that i stay there and go nowhere else


priest: GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD


and by the way, once i go back to the hostel, i'm in great need of good food,


priest: AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES


i've done a lot of sins, i know,


priest: AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US


and don't forgive me the way i forgive my offenders. it's as good as turning your back away from me and walking away


priest: AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION


awwww, how i feel like giving that snobbish girl a biting remark!


priest: BUT DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL. AMEN.


but if you think it'll get me into trouble, aaahhhh forget it, i've got enough and more problems to deal with. amen. (can i do it anyways, huh, huh?)




priest: GLORY BE TO THE .......


i make the sign of the cross and join my hands in prayer with a quirky smile....


i'll do it anyways, she deserves it don't you think...i mean, seriously, who does she think she is,...and by the way, i forgot to say, love ya!




the priest: GOOD! NEXT TIME YOU SAY THE "OUR FATHER" SAY IT SLOWLY AND WITH SOME MEANING IN IT! WE ARE NOT MACHINE-GUNS...

16 comments:

Rejoy said...

Now i know what really goes through your mind while we are at church :)

Reni said...

to rejoy,
u bet!

rose said...

you can make a good lawyer...your justifications!honestly!

Reni said...

i'd most probably b fired if i made such an xcuse in da professional field...

Kalyan said...

thats a nice interesting reading...loved it!
Nice post!

divya said...

very cute!! i loved the tweety picture too..and its so right!!

Reni said...

to kalyan,
gee, thanx...
to divya,
thanx doc,...wat's ur speciality?

Ram said...

LOL!!
That was funny Reni!
He should read it!

Reni said...

to ram,
where were u all these days! u haven't even written in ur blog 4 ages!....and yea! i'd confess it 2 da priest anyways...:-)n by da by. i tagged u in da previous-previous post...dun't act like as if u didn't read it yet...

shrutz said...

Gosh, this stuff HAPPENS?

Reni said...

to shrutz,
i've posted da best of my thoughts...u wudn't want 2 kno abt da rest...:-)

Peenuts said...

"Btw on a serious note"..hey helloooo main sahi main serious thaaa :P ...tumney to izzat ka faluda bana diya :P:P just kiddin

Reni said...

to peenuts,
awww man! don't talk 2 me in hindi...i don't understand much of it...but 4rm da little i kno, i cud make out dat u just cracked a joke! ha ha!

Ram said...

LOL!
Sorry sorry!
I did respond to the tag! but the thing is, I have no internet in my new home!
Bare with me for a few days!

Reni said...

to ram,
bare wid me 4 a few mths...no internet in ma "heaven on earth"...

Contributors: said...

@reni:so ..u a christian ..ha?